Azithromycin 100mg 5ml

Total swing to the right but...
John filling the girls tummy up so that they look pregnant.
Average sperm volume 5ml
Average volume of a child plus sack and placenta at full term 5000ml
John has two days of testi
That's still balls 500 time bigger than a normal roughly.
Now that would be impressive
LoL

First, he did not make a bet to lose so he could wear his choice of costume. When he found out about the Viagra he should have left and gone to a emergency room and complained that his wife had drugged him with 100mg of Viagra. When the gay man grabbed his cock he should have decked him. The wife has no respect for him and divorce would be almost certain.

You can go out and fuck a fat slut, no problem but after seeing your beloved spouse with someone else a 100mg of Viagra wouldn't help. A guy I knew saw his wife and one of their friends on his boat fucking, they didn't know and he didn't tell her but couldn't get it up for her even with help. A couple of weeks later her, the friend and the boat were gone. Also he apparently had no more problems getting it up. He told everyone that they ran off, the police weren't sure thats what happened but had no evidence that there was foul play. Her friends said she had broken off the affair, and would never leave her husband. He later moved to the Keys and still no one has seen her, the boat or the friend. He can still get it up they say. Mark will always have the sights and sounds in his head, he may never let it go. I am just enjoying a well written and interesting story. When it ends I'll decide how I feel about all of it. This story took guts to put it on this site and I like different ideas, and it is just a story to enjoy. Real life is stranger than this, Thanks!

Not to be that guy, but as someone with a keen interest in this area, I've actually done nutritionist research and the math on jizz diets and jizz only diets. First off, you're going to need a few supplements because jizz does NOT contain all the nutrients you need for survival. It's one thing to have regular food absolutely drenched in cum. It's another thing entirely to have only cum. Now on to calories and shit. You get on average, around 1-5mL of Semen per ejaculation. The quantity increases if it's been a while since the last jizz, and less if it's been more recent. At 5 shots per day, I'm going to be generous and estimate it at around 12.5mL per guy which actually makes it into the food container. (Some will be lost during the extraction process) Side note, a bathtub takes about 30 gallons to fill, so you'll need ~9000 guys going the whole day to give someone a semen bath, and around 30000 guys if each guy only shoots once. But let's get back to the diet. So you'll need about 18 guys to fill a standard cup/mug with semen. Now think how many cups of protein shake an active young woman would drink each day. And since she's physically active instead of just lying there and getting fucked like a sex doll, she's going to need several cups. At least 6, but I'm thinking more like 12 if she's riding cock all day. But that's proper protein shakes and just for quick estimates. Semen, despite containing protein, is nowhere near as concentrated. If you go with unreliable internet sources there's somewhere between 5-25 calories per 5mL of cum. Assuming a daily calorie requirement of 2400, you'll need 192 to 38 men jizzing full time to keep up with her dietary needs, assuming you catch it all and assuming the 5-25 calories per teaspoon estimate is accurate. If you assume semen has the same nutritional content as a protein shake, a reliable study found about 5g of protein per 100mL. Commercially available protein powder contains anywhere from 20g of protein per 100mL to 100g depending on the purpose. (Diet vs Bodybuilding etc) If we take semen to be 10x more dilute than a typical protein powder shake, you're going to need something like 10x more semen than protein shakes, which means using that set of calculations, you'll need 1080 to 2160 guys jizzing througout the day to provide the necessary calories. You need a pretty large group to pull that off. But beyond all that, you need to take into account logistics. Even if she sucks dick nonstop and hotswaps them as soon as she sucks all the semen out, assuming it takes 5 minutes per guy, that's 12 guys per hour, and at most, 192 guys sucked off per day if she sucks from dusk till dawn with no free time. Actual performance will probably be lower. Also remember that each guy needs to jizz around 5 times to get that 12.5mL and such guys will probably take longer to suck off. So in summary, you actually can't physically pull off the cum diet fantasy unless it's a story about some weird ritual where a whole town comes together (pun intended) to keep one lucky/unlucky girl alive purely on jizz, and most of them wouldn't even come into contact with her personally. Just jerk off into a container and move on. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Sorry folks, but today was SUC-TACTIC!
I went to the General Practitioner at 9:00 am for my 6 month check up (and to check up on what had happened at the start of the year). It seems I've developed a respiratory infection so I was given some of those horse pill to fight it (Azithromycin) ... which came with THREE Level Three drug interaction warnings ... including the freaking risk of death ~ when in league with my Clozapine ... WOOT!
Next I learned my Urologist has 'misplaced' the initial files on my testosterone prescription ... which came from my Endocrinologist years and years ago. Now I have to wait for two weeks (and two blood draws) to show I have low-T so I can have the pleasure of my wife injecting me in the tush every Monday night. Until then I will be running around with less energy than I am currently struggling with ... DOUBLE-WOOT!!!
And lets not forget I am having to remove all caffeine from my diet as well so I'm already pretty much a walking zombie ... Triple woot?
Lastly, thanks to snow last week, I have my entire family in the house until FRIDAY ... which is stressing out my normally hermit-like nature. I love my kids, but at the moment my daughter is working on her cosplay outfit for Animazement which she does in my Man-Cave because it has more room to spread out in. I'm slowly losing my ever-loving MIND!!!!
Progress report: Nothing really. I haven't done any constructive work in the past two weeks and very little before then. I am trying to put out a story I started on back in 2016 and I have a chapter and a half already developed.
I have done no work on the next chapter of Ebb Tide. I know where I want to go, but am unsure how I'm going to get there.
As always, if anyone wants to ready what I am working on, just drop me a line.
Thanks for all of your concern and take care,
James aka FinalStand