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Author: Admin | 2025-04-28
How did the Pimp stash his drugs? He used his Heidi hoe Drugs? So the other day I went to the doctors for an annual checkup, before we started he asked "have you been doing any drugs?", I replied with "does love count as a drug?", he said "love is the strongest drug out there!", I then said "that's good cause I'm in love with cocaine!". This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 Bear on drugs A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.The bartender... Did you hear about that new video game where you play a baker who's addicted to drugs? It's called "Knead for Speed". Why should you never do drugs three times in one night? Over dos. What Do You Call A Cow On Drugs? High Steaks What do you call a police dog that's on drugs? a cocanine This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I gave up drinking, smoking, drugs and sex all at the same time It was the scariest 3 minutes of my life! what do you call a transformer that gets pulled over for drugs? Methamis Prime. Drugs don’t ruin your career Drug tests do What do you call a Navy Admiral who gambles, smokes, drinks and does drugs? a Vice Admiral A person doing a survey called me and asked, “What’s your position on drugs?” Me: Usually slumped on a beanbag chair. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 One day a guy dies... ...and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil. Devil: Why are you so sad? Guy:
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