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Author: Admin | 2025-04-28
“liquefying” theme. I will continue with more “Birds of a Feather” so long as I continue have ammo. And, this is not likely to be an issue since I have quite an arsenal already and it is continuing to build. In fact, should any of you have some favorite laughable wine descriptions, please feel free to send them in. The more the merrier. Like I have said, not only is life too short to drink bad wine, but also it is too short to not laugh and have fun! So, with that in mind, here are a few wine descriptions to tickle your funny bone if nothing else:1) Here is a laughable wine description sent to the Underground by a friend with a note that it was one of his favorites. See what you think and see if you can identify the wine:“The … might be called liquefied Viagra. An incredibly sexy nose of smoke, black fruits, cappuccino, and toasty wood is followed by an expansive, terrifically concentrated wine with a sumptuous texture, no hard edges, beautifully integrated acidity and tannin, and a long, 35 second finish. According to the back label, about 5% … was added in the blend of this stunningly aromatic, multi-dimensional wine. It should drink well for 12-15 years. This is a spectacular wine that must be tasted to be believed.”What is your guess as to the wine being described?Chateauneuf-du-PapeAustralian ShirazCalifornia Cabernet SauvignonAustralian Cabernet SauvignonCalifornia MerlotFirst Growth BordeauxCalifornia Pinot NoirDid you nail it? Supposedly this is a description of 1997 Pride Mountain Vineyards Merlot. So what was the dead give away? Was it the “liquefied Viagra”? Does “liquefied Viagra” smell sexy like “smoke, black fruits, cappuccino, and toasty wood”? Geez, is that stuff sexy? Does “liquefied Viagra” have “no hard edges”and a “35 second finish”? If that is the case, you would not have to worry about calling the doctor if your excitement did not subside in 4 hours! After all, the finish is only 35 seconds. Is that the real kicker?2) How about this description?“Verbena, aloe vera, melisse, lemon-balm, and finally the usual apple; the
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